Posted by Thot on October 09, 2003 at 10:57:47:
Hello everybody! Remember me? Its Thot and I just want to say that I am back from my travels to the US and Canada. Despite my anti-capitalist views I was able to sneak into both of these countries without much effort and spend my money at your many fine restaurants and shopping amenities. Thank you to everyone for your hospitality. These countries are indeed great places and offer a tourist a bounty of historical and natural attractions. The walls of Quebec are as beautiful as is the seemingly endless expanse of the Great Lakes.
I just want to say that after my visit I decided to come back to this board and clear the air around here and answer some long lingering questions:
First, yes Frank I am gay. Please do not make any fun of me as this is very serious on my part. After concealing my true sexuality for years, I need to open the door to my true self and take this terrible burden of secrecy off my shoulders. There is nothing wrong with appreciating the musky aroma of a male and preferring the rough heaviness of a hand on the back of my head to the soft sensuality of a woman. Any man who has never experienced the physical power of a laborer can hardly consier his life complete. True love comes in the form of a nine inch brown hunk of man sausage.
Second, I am indeed Chinese. Somehow, Mr. Moab guessed it correctly. Perhaps it was my misuse of the English language, but this is not funny either. There is nothing funny about Chinese people. The mystery of driving is beyond our comprehension, but besides that we build nice dams and walls. Damn, we can also make a mean poo-poo platter. To all the protectionists out there: yes, we are here to dominate North America. See all those red-signed Chinese restaurants out there? Well those are just fronts to launder your money for use in paying off the captains who smuggle more and more of our brothers and sisters in the holds of their ships. Make no mistake, we might be small and yellow, but we are coming over to do more than just laundry!
To everyone, thank you for your time and patience. I appreciate your acceptance of me and my new character.
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